Pettifogging

(adj.) Focusing on the petty or trivial.

Limited Unlimited

Just got a call that I’m using too much of my unlimited broadband.  Rest assured, it’s unlimited, but limited by a fair usage policy, which isn’t a limit so it’s still unlimited, as long as I don’t use over the limit that’s “fair”… but that’s not a limit… really!

OMG OMG OMG

I accidentally licked snot off my wife’s nose.  :-(

No matter how hard I stare in the mirror, I still don’t see an adult looking back at me.